The Oozing Banana

More than just the single ladies out there should have a banana in their house. After all, banana's are America's #1 fruit, and the average American consumes more than 28 pounds of this phallic fruit each yeah. The following recipe can be created with as few ingredients as pictured above but can, like most last-minute munchies, be manipulated to fit anyone's pantry or budget. Serving size is one banana.

1 large ripe banana
1 flour tortilla
2 Tb. brown sugar
2 Tb. butter
1 bar chocolate
2 Tb. white sugar
1 Tsp. cinnamon
1/4 c. chopped walnuts

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spread butter or Crisco on one side of an eager tortilla. On a greased metal baking sheet, line up broken chunks of chocolate down center of ungreased side of tortilla and lay banana immediately atop. Evenly sprinkle brown sugar and dollops of butter alongside banana and chocolate. Tightly roll the tortilla around banana and place on sheet so chocolate sits atop banana while cooking. Sprinkle white sugar, cinnamon, and walnuts over wrapped banana and make an attempt at an even distribution. Place in oven for approximately half an hour- or as long as you can wait, and enjoy! Beware of the hot, molten goo that may spurt out of the end.